Recording 091020221130.mp3
Hello? Where am I? Who are you? Hello. I want to play a game. A game? Of what kind? Well... see if you can figure it out as we go along. Alright? OK. Let's start with... organ. Heart? Nope. (thud) What was that for?! Well, wrong answer. Next, piano? Forte? Nope. (thud) That's closer?! WHY?! Wrong answer. Neville Chamberlain? Winston Churchill? (click, beep) Wait, wait, wait, what? What's that for? Just keep going. Midnight? Noon. (click, beep) OK. OK, OK, ok, ok. Alpha? Zulu? Ooh, so so so close, but no. (thud) ... I don't wanna do this anymore. Can I leave? Well... no. It's you or them, capitaine. (beep) Oh, you... really?! You really have to do this?! Yes, obviously. Last one is pi. HELP! e? (creak) You can go. But what about them? ... Better hope they can swim. (splash) HELP US!